This story was written one word at a time, back and forth between me and Chel.
A long time ago,
In a land far away,
There was a beautiful princess,
With hair as soft as hay.
She swore that she would never dare escape from prison.
There was too much at stake for her to stay.
So she decided to escape from prison.
She waited the changing seasons to jump from the cold stinky season and the king also jumped at the chance to rescue the princess.
Things were getting dicey so the princess cut her leg to eat.
Later the king also cut the leg of the princess because the king couldn’t stop to get the key for the chains.
Princess and king made some attempts to leave the prison but the chains stopped their movement and the guard had enough wine to sleep so they were loud.
A bird flew into the guard and scared itself which made the bird shit itself causing the guard to slip into the coma.
The princess watched the bird and watched the bird then watched the bird to watch the princess.
The bird then left the prison quickly.
The guard was really comatose.
Princess wondered if that bird meant something because it was very weird.
She shrugged and King shrugged.
They stood except their princess was legless.
King remembered that he ate the leg and cried while he vomitted.
Princess gasped and the king gasped and the guard was comatose when they saw the Queen enter the prison.
She waved them down smirking and plotting and said, “Hey, what do the guards get for sleeping on the job because I don’t think I should be responsible for their pay.”
King looked at his vomit ashamed.
The princess spoke timidly saying, “My dad runs like hell and I don’t know if I can run like hell.”
The queen laughed.
“You will never escape like that,” said the Queen.
Suddenly the wall shook and the wall creaked and the wall shook.
The Queen didn’t, like, even notice the wall shaking creaking and shaking.
King still ashamed said, “What are you doing to me and is Princess in trouble but I don’t care I’m just worried about my own punishment.”
Princess looked disgusted at her dad’s behavior but she knew he was, like, right about her.
Queen scoffed.
She was going to tell her lawyer that they tried to escape and she was the victim.
A bomb went off in the next cell to the right.
It scared the King and browned his pants.
Ashamed, the King stayed in silence.
The smell was obvious and the Queen looked directly at him, disgusted.
The Princess vomited and used her wits by escaping from prison.
The End.